Monday, September 19, 2005

Joke Break

Q: What do Bush's college grades and New Orleans have in common?

A: They are both below C level.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Keith said...

While perhaps funny, you do know that it is not factualy true.

In fact, as much fun as people liked to make of GWB and how supposedly stupid he is, we learned during the first election that he did better in college than did Gore.

12:04 AM  
Blogger Ron L. said...

How about another fact ?

According to Yale university and the Boston Globe, George Bush squeeked by his next challenger also in four year accumulative grade average.
Bush 77
Kerry 76
What I don't understand is this info was released at the same time Kerry's Navy records were released to quell any questions about his Vietnam service.
Why was'nt it headlines that Bush actually scored a better average than Kerry ? If Kerry had a higher avg. than Bush I guarantee that would have touted by the media.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Ron L. said...

Oh, and by the way I forgot to add that according to Yale the only grade below a "C" that Bush ever received was a "D" in astronomy his freshman year.
But if you subscribe to Kerry's line of thinking "D" actually stands for "distinction".

9:46 AM  
Blogger J. James Mooney said...

Isn't a better question why did both candidates do so poorly? Couldn't we have an above average candidate? Is that so much to ask for?

9:59 AM  
Blogger Ron L. said...

I could'nt agree more. The question is, where do you find one these days ?

1:47 PM  
Blogger Jezebella said...

You have to focus campaigns on qualifications, instead of demeaning and embarrassing attack ads. I would run for office if I thought my 3.8 GPA would be discussed. Less likely if my party habits during school were the topic of interest, or if a group called "IU Grads For Truth" appeared and accused me of cheating on my midterm exams.

We impeached our last President, who was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, because he got a blowjob.

Take what you want from that.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Ron L. said...

I hate to further disagree Jezebella but, we actually impeached our last president because he lied to a grand jury, not because he got a blow job.
Heck, I think a good president deserves a good blow job every once in a while.
But lying to a grand jury would have required that you or I spend some time in the slammer.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron:

Clinton was impeached for lying about geting a blowjob to a grand jury. The fact that he was before a grand jury being asked those questions was a criminal waste of time and money.

3:43 PM  

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