Monday, September 19, 2005

Joke Break

Q: What do Bush's college grades and New Orleans have in common?

A: They are both below C level.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

While perhaps funny, you do know that it is not factualy true.

In fact, as much fun as people liked to make of GWB and how supposedly stupid he is, we learned during the first election that he did better in college than did Gore.

12:04 AM  
Blogger Lt John Finian said...

Isn't a better question why did both candidates do so poorly? Couldn't we have an above average candidate? Is that so much to ask for?

9:59 AM  
Blogger Jezebella said...

You have to focus campaigns on qualifications, instead of demeaning and embarrassing attack ads. I would run for office if I thought my 3.8 GPA would be discussed. Less likely if my party habits during school were the topic of interest, or if a group called "IU Grads For Truth" appeared and accused me of cheating on my midterm exams.

We impeached our last President, who was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, because he got a blowjob.

Take what you want from that.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron:

Clinton was impeached for lying about geting a blowjob to a grand jury. The fact that he was before a grand jury being asked those questions was a criminal waste of time and money.

3:43 PM  

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