Thursday, September 01, 2005

Loot Away














Katrina victims have looted Wal-marts up and down the gulf coast. Fortunately for the looters, what they need is food and water, not health benefits or gender equality. But Wal-mart should recover quickly, as the actual value of one store's total merchandise is just $.97 (down from $.98!).

3 Comments:

Blogger J. James Mooney said...

I hope this is a satire. And you don't actually believe looting should be excused. Food and water is one thing, jewelry and electronics are another animal all together.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Jezebella said...

Of course it is satire. I do not condone the looting of non-necessary items.

Besides, it is not even worth stealing electronics or jewelry from Wal-mart because that merchandise always breaks before you can even get it home!

2:41 PM  
Blogger torporific said...

Fortunately for the looters, what they need is food and water, not health benefits or gender equality.

I laughed and laughed when I read this.

4:03 PM  

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