Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Price of Supporting the Repubican Party

Vice President Cheney is coming to Indy for a Republican fundraiser. You can choose to pay money to see him, or choose not to. To help you decide, I have comprised a list of trade-offs you must make to see Mr. Cheney in person:

--Attend the luncheon ($250) *or* spend one night with your sweetie in a romantic suite with a private pool, waterfall, fireplace, steamroom, and jacuzzi ($270).

--Attend the luncheon and get your picture taken with the VP ($1,000) *or* purchase a 26-inch Widescreen Flat-Panel LCD HDTV. Plus if you buy now, you can get a free massage chair ($999 for the tv and chair).

--Attend the luncheon and the Round-Table with the VP ($10,000) *or* buy a 2001 Audi.

*or* take yourself and 24 of your closest friends on a Caribbean Cruise.

*or* put a downpayment on this condo above the posh Indianapolis Athletic Club.

The choice is yours.

Note: I did not receive any advertising money from the above-mentioned products or companies. But then again, nobody offered any.


Anonymous Katz said...

You can get nicer cars for $10k :)

The idea of Sybaris is scary. It's created for romantic getaways, ergo, unless there is some serious cleaning or sterilization going on between rentals.... it's just creepy, you know?

12:15 PM  
Blogger Jezebella said...

I've never been there. It may be creepy, but probably not as creepy as staring Darth, I mean Dick Cheney in the face!

2:42 PM  
Blogger Matt Brown said...

Sybaris.... yeah, I'd never go there. Think of all the "junk" floating in the pools.... The chlorine levels must be astronomical.

If ever a murder is committed in a Sybaris room, think of all the bodily fluids they'd find. On 2nd thought, don't think about it.

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