The Price of Supporting the Repubican Party
Vice President Cheney is coming to Indy for a Republican fundraiser. You can choose to pay money to see him, or choose not to. To help you decide, I have comprised a list of trade-offs you must make to see Mr. Cheney in person:
The choice is yours.
Note: I did not receive any advertising money from the above-mentioned products or companies. But then again, nobody offered any.
--Attend the luncheon ($250) *or* spend one night with your sweetie in a romantic suite with a private pool, waterfall, fireplace, steamroom, and jacuzzi ($270).
--Attend the luncheon and get your picture taken with the VP ($1,000) *or* purchase a 26-inch Widescreen Flat-Panel LCD HDTV. Plus if you buy now, you can get a free massage chair ($999 for the tv and chair).
--Attend the luncheon and the Round-Table with the VP ($10,000) *or* buy a 2001 Audi.
*or* take yourself and 24 of your closest friends on a Caribbean Cruise.
*or* put a downpayment on this condo above the posh Indianapolis Athletic Club.
The choice is yours.
Note: I did not receive any advertising money from the above-mentioned products or companies. But then again, nobody offered any.
posted by Jezebella at 10:30 PM
4 Comments:
You can get nicer cars for $10k :)
The idea of Sybaris is scary. It's created for romantic getaways, ergo, unless there is some serious cleaning or sterilization going on between rentals.... it's just creepy, you know?
I've never been there. It may be creepy, but probably not as creepy as staring Darth, I mean Dick Cheney in the face!
Sybaris.... yeah, I'd never go there. Think of all the "junk" floating in the pools.... The chlorine levels must be astronomical.
If ever a murder is committed in a Sybaris room, think of all the bodily fluids they'd find. On 2nd thought, don't think about it.
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